Sustainable Sustainer Pillows

'Look! The health food shop has been hit by the recession.'

"Hey, as long as it's gluten free and locally sourced, I don't care what it means in English."

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Packaging Russian Dolls

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Humans...What is their purpose?

North Pole

The Environmentalist

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

Nature versus commerce.

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

But is it organic?

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

View to the Future

Politically Correct Snowperson

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"