Outdoor Sustainer Pillows

Ground Game!

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Canape?

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Beer Parasol.

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

Life's a Bench.

Psychiatry in the Park

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

No employee is indispensable, but Doreen came pretty close.

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Running out of Gas.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

Barry's new George Foreman Grill warned him anytime the meat was being overcooked.

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

Shoot, I forgot about that underground sprinkler.

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Orienteering 101

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.