Outdoor Sustainer Gifts

Ground Game!

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Canape?

Beer Parasol.

Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Psychiatry in the Park

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"You see, honey, no lousy coronavirus is gonna get to us way out here."

"I think he just ashed on me."

'Oh, for god's sake just ignore it!'

Running out of Gas.

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

'Care of your new hammock. Let's face it, whatever we write here, you're not going to bother.'

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'They're clouds, Bob. You can't channel surf.'

Barbecue: Touch the Chef Inappropriately!

Orienteering 101

'It's called sustainable living. He can survive for days out here.'

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Nothing like a cup o' Joe before you mow.'