Outdoor Drinker Gifts

Beer Parasol.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Psychiatry in the Park

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

"Apple harvest."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

Wine at the Bar

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'The lunch menu has sure picked up since they built the alfresco area.'

"Must've planted those seeds upside down..."

Getting old...