Casual Drinker Gifts

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

Cool bulls.

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

"Every day I ask myself, 'Am I embezzling enough for retirement?' "

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Vodka!'

Cause and Effect.

'Best thing I ever did was join a dating agency. Turns out my perfect partner is beer!'

'what did you do with your tax refund?' 'You're looking at it.'

'What are you looking at! Super Heros get thirsty too y'know.'

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

"It's our anniversary, bring us your best bottle of beer."

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

'When you're through with your tequila, can I have the worm?'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

Beer serving suggestions

Sign reading - Out of it for lunch

'There's a lot to be said for outpatient surgery.'

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

"Can a rising tide list a boat that has a huge hole in the bottom?"

Joe's Bar - Your opinions are not necessarily those of Joe.

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

Thank you for not engaging in pointless debates.

"Al relaxed and took it all in this morning. Unfortunately, now he's letting most of it out."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

"How much do you spend on a decent bottle of wine?"

Sommelier Life: ". . .I'll have the first three in the same glass. . . thanks pal!"

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."