Casual Drinker Gifts

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

Cool bulls.

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Pint of Binge, please. . .'

Cause and Effect.

'Vodka!'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"Every day I ask myself, 'Am I embezzling enough for retirement?' "

"Bring me a bottle of chardonnay and one long straw."

'Honey, I got locked in at the corner wine shop. Can you call the police and let them know - in about nine hours?'

'This is a no-frills bar, pal -- You bring your OWN napkins!'

"It's our anniversary, bring us your best bottle of beer."

'What are you looking at! Super Heros get thirsty too y'know.'

"Do you have a wine that tastes like beer?"

'Best thing I ever did was join a dating agency. Turns out my perfect partner is beer!'

'what did you do with your tax refund?' 'You're looking at it.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

'When you're through with your tequila, can I have the worm?'

Beer serving suggestions

Sign reading - Out of it for lunch

'There's a lot to be said for outpatient surgery.'

"I'm at that point in my life where everything calls for a drink."

"Can a rising tide list a boat that has a huge hole in the bottom?"

"The wine has subtle hints of expensive pretension, but it's balanced nicely by the screw cap."

Thank you for not engaging in pointless debates.

"Al relaxed and took it all in this morning. Unfortunately, now he's letting most of it out."

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

"Yup. This is heaven. Free beer and unlimited peanuts."

"How much do you spend on a decent bottle of wine?"

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"The Ususal, Mr. B?"