Casual Drinkers Gifts

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

"Hey, look on the bright side, at least we're not wine coolers."

"This is my exit strategy."

Wine Descriptions: A Guide

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"Deja Bu!"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Wine at the Bar

'Brand X, the wine for those with indiscriminate taste.'

'Maybe we could hold the wedding on 'Casual Friday'.'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'We can't go on knocking it back like this - one of us must give it up, won't you!'

"I love people-watching."

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

Colin V Longshore Drift

'I'll be home for dinner pretty soon, dear — I just stopped off to cleanse my palate.'

Getting old...

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

Ignorance and Bliss