Casual Bar Goer Gifts

"The drinks here are pretty good. Not drink-from-the-toilet good but good."

Open Mic Nacht

"Are you projecting an unrealistic body image on me again?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

The Snooze Bar.

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Wine at the Bar

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

Built and Built without a permit.

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

Raw Piano Bar

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

"I've done nothing Instagrammable for months."

Getting old...