Casual Bar Goer Gifts

"Are you projecting an unrealistic body image on me again?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"I know my drinking limits.The problem is that I can never reach them - I simply fall down."

The Reaper's Arms

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

'No need for pump action, Al - it's the wife.'

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

Is your glass half full or half empty? Who cares, fill her up!

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

"You're looking a bit RUFF this morning."

Wine at the Bar

melting snowman in a bar, one for the road

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

Built and Built without a permit.

Raw Piano Bar

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"It's easy for me. Three beers and I'm in the zone."

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"My body is a temple... unfortunately it's in ruins"

"Right, let the consumption of alcohol begin."

Getting old...

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."