Caretakers T-Shirts

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"You failed in marketing, you failed as a caretaker but you're not a total loss... At least I could sell your kidneys."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I had to skip my workout."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'Take care'.

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"Hi. Were you Mrs. Hanson?"

"The lost password department's that way."

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

'Pre-washed and pre-cooked I'm okay with but lovingly chewed by devoted carers.....'