Caretakers T-Shirts

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

"You failed in marketing, you failed as a caretaker but you're not a total loss... At least I could sell your kidneys."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I had to skip my workout."

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

Boy whistling at crackers.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

We're looking for a quiet neighborhood where everyone feeds us because they all believe we belong to them.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

Boy has swallowed marbles thinking they are sweets

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'It's the worst I've seen in this area. Lots of chicken pox going around.'

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 5

'Take care'.

"Hi. Were you Mrs. Hanson?"

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."