Congregation Caretaker T-Shirts

"Line one, the youth group calling from up the creek without a paddle...line two, Mrs. Kavanaugh calling from down in the dumps...line three, Virgil Larrison calling from death's door..."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

"I had to skip my workout."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'It's not easy being fabulous and caretaking.'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

Essential work against Coronavirus

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

Cathedral Made Safe.

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

Farmer holding a raining cloud over his crops with a piece of string

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

'Take care'.

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

"Hi. Were you Mrs. Hanson?"

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"The lost password department's that way."

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."