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'Will you please just lower the drawbridge and cool it with the knock-knock jokes?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I had to skip my workout."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Tortoise polishing his shell

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

'I'm really thirsty.'

The Joshua Tree

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Cathedral Made Safe.

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Worm Appreciation Society!

'Take care'.

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

Cat gardener/cleaner about to step on rake

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."