Castle Caretaker Prints

'Will you please just lower the drawbridge and cool it with the knock-knock jokes?'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I had to skip my workout."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Boy whistling at crackers.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Tortoise polishing his shell

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'My Dad will like you. He's the care-taker at the monkey house in the zoo.'

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

The Joshua Tree

'I'm really thirsty.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Cathedral Made Safe.

'That's why I like Neederman. He does the little things to help his team that don't show up in the statistics.'

'Mr. Franklin. What did I tell you about wheelies in the hallway?'

"All brooms are useless. . .!!"

Already overworked at the Vlasic Plant, an exhausted stork shatters a young couple's dreams,

Worm Appreciation Society!

"It requires so much less work than a dog."

"I think we feed to many vitamins to Tweety"

'Take care'.

'You're right, I am not a native: My ancestors came to this country with the Conquistadors...'

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

"I think there's been a mistake... I applied for the caretakers job."

"Must be the life to work in a castle. You get paid by a rich king and you don’t have to go through every shift smelling elephant butt."