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'I'm really thirsty.'

"Foster failure"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"I had to skip my workout."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

The Cat Spa

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

Boy whistling at crackers.

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'I really hate cleaning this thing.'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Lazy plumber.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."

One tends to the sick. The other manages a large estate. Interestingly, a caregiver and a caretaker are not on opposite sides of an interaction.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

'Where did the little bird go?'

A cow ventriloquist.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"