Camel Caretaker Pillows

'I'm really thirsty.'

"Foster failure"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"I had to skip my workout."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

The Cat Spa

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

Lazy plumber.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Dog with a neckerchief feeds dogs in matching nappies.

'Where did the little bird go?'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

A cow ventriloquist.

"Any improvement since I brought the balloon?"

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."