Camel Care Pillows

'I'm really thirsty.'

Tourists

(Camel paintings)

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

Recombinant DNA Lab. To-da! The palindromedary!

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

Ship in a Bottle

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Palindromedary.

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

"She's had work done on those."

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'