Camel Care Gifts

'I'm really thirsty.'

Tourists

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"It's kind of hard to know where these photos were taken: The backgrounds are very similar..."

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

Bedouin & Breakfast.

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

'What? You just drank that whole bucket! You still have one full hump, you filthy swine!'

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Ship in a Bottle

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Palindromedary.

"She's had work done on those."

Golf ball stuck on a camel in a bunker next to a confused looking golfer

A man lies across the humps of a camel.

'Don't worry, it's perfectly normal to see a mirage every now and again...'

"Yeah, my grandpa is a famous water diviner: he's discovered 63 wells to date..."

"I never go anywhere unprepared!"

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."