Camel Companion Gifts

"We'll have to come back for that last one tomorrow buddy...it's an occupational health and safety issue!!"

Zoo. It's wednesday again --- time to wash the camels. I hate "hump" day. (Published originally on July 20, 2005).

'He spends a lot of time in the sand traps!'

Why are direction signs always so bad?

Tourists

Canine Companion

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

(Camel paintings)

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Taking it easy

Rocking Witches.

"I heard they mate for life."

Dog Crossing

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Ever since I've started showing, my husband has affectionately called me 'Three Humps'...'

Conservation Area

"We have a potentially serious problem accruing on the poop deck."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Of Mice and Men.

"Is this who I am?"

'Next!'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

The Unsportables: Relay