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Doctors suggest 2 glasses of wine a day has health benefits.

"Look, I know you and I have had our differences, but can we at least agree that the goldfish is pointless?"

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

'Woof!'

'I worry that I'll end up living in a flat, with a single woman obsessed with her biological clock.'

'As you know, the deceased was fond of animals, not people.'

'I don't know why I didn't hink of this years ago.'

'Oh, all right - make that with anchovies!'

'This has been taking up all of my time.'

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"

"The cat's been walking around on my desk again."

Yoga at home

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

Witch

In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

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Long-range planning

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

'Yes, the plan my evil pussy cat and I have to take over the world may not make any sense but I'm a mad scientist and by definition I don't have to make sense!'

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.

'They say on stormy nights, you can still hear Goldie screaming.'

'All those in favor of getting a canary?'

Of Mice and Men.

"It's mostly the noise I don't like in fireworks displays, but with good earmuffs, I'll be right tonight..."

"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

"I think...therefore I am. I think."

"Was that you or the cat?"

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"