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Doctors suggest 2 glasses of wine a day has health benefits.

"Look, I know you and I have had our differences, but can we at least agree that the goldfish is pointless?"

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

Husband's fantasy catwoman / Husband's reality catwoman.

'This has been taking up all of my time.'

'I worry that I'll end up living in a flat, with a single woman obsessed with her biological clock.'

'As you know, the deceased was fond of animals, not people.'

'Woof!'

'She feeds me, walks me, washes me, and picks up after me...yet...I'm supposed to be man's best friend?'

"On second thought, could I honestly handle this big of a lifestyle change?"

'I don't know why I didn't hink of this years ago.'

Morning Procrastination

'Oh, all right - make that with anchovies!'

Old Mick Jagger.

Witch

"The cat's been walking around on my desk again."

Watercooler moments weren't quite the same since Norman started working from home.

"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

In a hammock with a gin and tonic on a summers day

'Yes, the plan my evil pussy cat and I have to take over the world may not make any sense but I'm a mad scientist and by definition I don't have to make sense!'

Although they would both act horrified by the mix-up, Bob had secretly known for a few minutes.

'They say on stormy nights, you can still hear Goldie screaming.'

"Williams cannot work from home anymore. He's losing touch with the company culture."

'All those in favor of getting a canary?'

"It's mostly the noise I don't like in fireworks displays, but with good earmuffs, I'll be right tonight..."

Veterinary Management Practice Consultants

'He's not big enough to use the toilet yet.'

Of Mice and Men.

Cat Jealous of Woman Having a Lazy Day.

"Use the force to concentrate, Luke. The force and noise cancelling headphones."

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

Long-range planning

Yoga at home

"I always make a point of leaving Friday with a clean desk."

'So we print it every four years. What do you call that?'