Cat Companions Gifts

Terrible violinist gives up.

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Mistress loves travelling. Frankly, I would love it too if I didn't have to do it in this box...'

Rocking Witches.

Sure, they SAY you're man's best friend, but they eat those things called hot dogs. Think about it!

"Tinkles you are my bestest buddy!"

"And don't forget your Optician's appointment."

'Doctor, please help...The cat has clawed my girlfriend! I need a bicycle tube repair kit!'

Dearly departed pet fish.

'Customer' being hugged and kissed by a 'Pet Products' truck

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Canine Companion

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Taking it easy

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"This never happened."

Dog Crossing

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

Conservation Area

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Of Mice and Men.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Chasebook

'Next!'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"Is this who I am?"

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."