Cat's Companion Gifts

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Rocking Witches.

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Taking it easy

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

Conservation Area

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

Of Mice and Men.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"Is this who I am?"

"Do you remember ordering 1,345 cans of tuna?"

'Next!'

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

Snooze buttons for cat owners

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Man reads a book while seated in a loveseat as a cat peers over the seat at him.

Cat and Dog Bike

"Actually, there's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"Is listening to her talk about her feelings worth a tiny can of tuna?"

Getting older is...making noises whenever you bend down or get back up.

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.