Kitty Companion Gifts

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

A cat composer

I wonder if I can write 'Tuna'

I love my cat.

"There! See? She rolled her eyes at me."

Cat DNA is decoded.

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."

"Make sure to land on all fours!"

Two cats making a heart shape with their tails

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Canine Companion

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Taking it easy

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Dog Crossing

Rocking Witches.

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

Conservation Area

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Of Mice and Men.

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"So you're anthropomorphic too? It's a small world."

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

"Is this who I am?"

'Next!'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."