Creature Caretaker Pillows

Worm Appreciation Society!

Animal protection

"Foster failure"

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Bathing the dog

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

'Off hand I'd say she needs re-stuffing.'

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

The Cat Spa

"Before you go anywhere, did you lick behind your ears?"

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

"That's it - your diet starts tomorrow"

'You put him on a diet, so he put you on a diet.'

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

"He wants a second opinion."

'Where did the little bird go?'

Tortoise polishing his shell

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'I've stopped him using the exercise bike...'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Do you realize he barked all last night?'

"Your dinner's on the table and yours is under the table."

My Bowl Is Empty.