Mindful Creature Caretaker Pillows

'New Age Dog Park' Dogs commune with Nature.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Billy would watch his ant farm for hours on end.

Sale! Weed Whackers

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

Steven had a sneaky suspicion that the local birds were beginning to rely upon here.

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

Egg Buggy

Tortoise polishing his shell

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

My Bowl Is Empty.

"I'm afraid the diagnosis isn't good."

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

"Relax - it's just for a few days until they find a place of their own."

Vodka

'Tootsie-pie is going to be spaded, just like Mother.'

Humane Mouse Trap "It doesn't kill them,. It just makes them feel really guilty about inconveniencing you."

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

Worm Appreciation Society!

Nethead strip: Cyperpet off his food

Before you feed him/After you feed him.

Zen Kitten

"Guess who's the 'rendered'."

'I think it's time we told kitty she was adopted.'

"I'm training him to do chores."

I tried thinking outside the box once. That was a big mistake!

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"It's a great property: the highlights are three cat-flaps, two litter trays, two scratch poles and of course, no bath..."

'The animal psychiatrist said don't bother him with dog things- he doesn't know he's a dog!'

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

'You're needed at the can opener.'

'He didn't buy us as pets, he bought us as pet-food: He has a snake!'

"Sure, it's disgusting, but it's nice to have something that needs me."