Cosmic Caregiver T-Shirts

Earth Bottle.

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Father

"We've done everything in this book, and more. There's nothing left."

Caution. Slippery when wet.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

You have a lot of patients coming to your for counseling! Yeah, I just saw a supernova who is dealing with burnout. Later, I'll see Pluto about his inferiority complex and a black hole who wants to fill a void in its life. Then Hailey's Comet and his wife will discuss why he's rarely there for her. Since your practice went universal it just keeps expanding! You're so busy! Yeah, my head is spinning!

'He's lookin' at me!'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

Lust in Space.

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

IV Bags: Main and Afters

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

Men Are From Mars

'I got the idea from a veterinarian friend of mine.'

A breastfeeding child learns music

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

I can give you the Moon.

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

Global Warming

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

Alien reading postcard.

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

The "Empty" Nest maxim and misnomer

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

'The pandemic is here!!!'

Moon Dump