Cosmic Caregiver T-Shirts

Earth Bottle.

"This is where baby gets some alone time."

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

Father

Caution. Slippery when wet.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'You're either getting smaller or they're giving you bigger pillows.'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

IV Bags: Main and Afters

Lust in Space.

"I think formula should be bottled-up, but not your emotions."

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

'Hi Honey! I wanted to thank you for taking the baby to day care this morning!'

Men Are From Mars

A breastfeeding child learns music

'I got the idea from a veterinarian friend of mine.'

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

Global Warming

"This past summer, I got deeply depressed about our planet—as if I didn't have enough problems of my own."

I can give you the Moon.

Brushing cobwebs off the moon

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

Alien reading postcard.

The "Empty" Nest maxim and misnomer

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'

'The pandemic is here!!!'

Moon Dump

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'