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Moon Dump

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Bathroom Fairy

Father

"Not guilty?"

Whittler's Mother.

'I want to find out what the formula was I wrote yesterday on the blackboard and was erased by the custodian.'

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

"After being shorted on his bonus, Earl the maintenance man decided to remove all the toilet paper from the executive washrooms."

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"And to think NASA hit a target 11 million kilometres away."

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"

"Someday, son, all this will be your fault."

Superintendent

Bad news...we're running out of ice.

'Why should I look forward to the weekend? Rake leaves, clean out the gutters, mend the fence, wash the car...'

"You may be the CEO, but I control the thermostat in your office."

'Oh no, green waxy build up.'

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

Conan the Custodian.

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

Tax Preparer. I'm working on my client's tax returns. Mars, being the "red planet," is claiming a business operating loss. Jupiter, with all those moons, takes deductions for almost 70 dependents. And earth has no new nations this year ... so no "capitol gains" to declare. Did Mercury lower his taxes? Yeah, he's eligible for a huge solar energy tax credit!

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

'I had no idea there was a Nobel Prize for school custodian.'

Man throws his burger wrapper into the trash.

Emin's bed, tidied up.

A janitor stomps on, mops up and bottles some grapes to make "Truly Affordable Beaujolais".

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

The Ultimate Green Office!

"I'll introduce you to important people like Jim, the custodian. He controls the thermostat."

"Oh heck, it’s going to be a long night, someone’s pressed the golden buzzer."