Cosmic Coordinator T-Shirts

Focus on the important stuff...

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

God's Sticky Notes

"Did you speak to our client in Australia?"

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

'Asteroid, asteroid!' ... 'Fore!'

Preserving space heritage.

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

'My astrologer says one thing, my guru says another, my psychiatrist says something else - I don't know who to turn to anymore.'

'Walk it off, babe. Walk it off.'

"It looks like we might all be able do a brunch on a Saturday three months from now."

"Things to do Today: Create the heaven and the earth."

"Another example of corporate redundancy."

Cellist on Mars

Hand me the remote...

'The meteor saved us a bundle on a rock garden!'

"Oops - a leftover piece. Where does this go? Should I toss it? Why did I even create an appendix?"

"You do know 'high noon' isn't until June."

"Well, I guess our fifteen minutes is about up."

"Sometimes I wish I hadn't cut corners to it it in under seven."

Moon Dump

'Honest -- I had no idea they could jump that high!'

When God works online.

'Okay, I'll see you tomorrow at noon... Uh, which time zone?'

"Trump has his finger on the button..."

The truth about crop circles