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"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Head over Hooves

The Lost World: You are Here

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

dog vs UFO...

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Emergency exit into Space

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

Pole Star

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"You are here"

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

Climbing to the moon

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

"Dad, if there's a plot to the universe, can you see any spoilers?"