Cosmic Commander Pillows

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

Head over Hooves

dog vs UFO...

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

The Lost World: You are Here

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

"I've been genetically modified!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

Farmer chasing alien leaving crop circles.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Did you check the glove compartment? -- maybe you left the keys in there.'

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

Pole Star

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"You are here"

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"Space wants to kill you."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Astronaut sees cell tower on the moon.

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

Climbing to the moon