Cosmic Manager Pillows

"Why should I feel small? I've just been put in charge of the whole Eastern region."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Frank and Ernest Celestial Accountants. How's the audit of the Bankrupt Universe, Inc. going, Ernie? At first I thought it was a personnel problem -- Halley's Comet shows up once every seventy-six years, the supernovas are a bunch of burnouts and of course planet Mercury only works eighty-eight days a year. But the real problem isn't personnel, it's corporate strategy! Strategy? What's wrong? Universe, Inc. thinks it can keep expanding and expanding forever and ever!

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

This isn't just a simple infection -- you've got a whole ecology!

'That line means good managerial skills!'

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

Bored kid fighting off an alien attack.

'Bill, we've decided to increase your sales territory.'

Space Orchestra

"Did you hear something?"

Ok, I've set you up with an offshore back account, so you can hide your valuables for use after the oncoming apocalypse. You're too kind, sir. Where is it? Caymans? Switzerland? That's amateur stuff. The economy's increasingly global. When America goes down, it could take the Swiss and Cayman economies down with it. Then where – To open your account, I'll need your passport, tax returns, and a map of your genome. Bank of Deneb Prime. Trump turned me on to it.

Space DJ.

No Air Guitar

'You can't have everything...Where would you put it?'

'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

'Sudden death?'

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

The truth about crop circles

"Trump has his finger on the button..."

'Don't get spacey on me.'

"I have the whole universe to look after, so I'm putting you in charge of this planet."

'Go deep!!'

Space Cleaner

Earth Bottle.

Divine Golf

Focus on the important stuff...

Carlo Ancelotti

Mars Welcome