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'Honest -- I had no idea they could jump that high!'

"Bad dog."

dog vs UFO...

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

French Toast

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

Commie Chef.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

Hubble Telescope

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

'I like you, you've got balls.'

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Ants take cheese and grater

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

Martha bakes with her new friends.

"...Perhaps he's detecting a ghostly presence. . !!"

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

"Coal? What are you, Kringle, some kind of eco-terrorist?"

'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'