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"If, when I return you're suddenly way older than I am, I'd still like to be friends."

Canine Companion

"I heard they mate for life."

Dog Crossing

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Quantum Psychic

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

The Unsportables: Relay

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'Do you have 4G up here?'

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Best friends without borders.

Unicorn in the Woods

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

You have a lot of patients coming to your for counseling! Yeah, I just saw a supernova who is dealing with burnout. Later, I'll see Pluto about his inferiority complex and a black hole who wants to fill a void in its life. Then Hailey's Comet and his wife will discuss why he's rarely there for her. Since your practice went universal it just keeps expanding! You're so busy! Yeah, my head is spinning!

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

'Hmphh, your horoscope says you're going to have a date, with a Taurus, and I'm a Gemini.'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.