Cosmic Companion T-Shirts

"If, when I return you're suddenly way older than I am, I'd still like to be friends."

Canine Companion

"I heard they mate for life."

Dog Crossing

Quantum Psychic

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

We've got to move closer to work. These 200 light year commutes are killing me.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

The Unsportables: Relay

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Unicorn in the Woods

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Best friends without borders.

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'