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'Do you mind if Robert here sits in on this session?'

Canine Companion

"I heard they mate for life."

Dog Crossing

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

The Unsportables: Relay

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Unicorn in the Woods

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

Hunter-gatherer. Planter-gardener. Scratcher-napper. Barker-wagger. Complainer-nagger.

Best friends without borders.

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

Happy Valentine's Day

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.

'Children's Personals'

Puppy and Kitten.

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

over crowded car.

(The really ugly duckling)