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'Do you mind if Robert here sits in on this session?'

Canine Companion

"I heard they mate for life."

Dog Crossing

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

Of course your master calls you 'Man's best friend'. As your attorney I advise you to get it in writing.

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

The Unsportables: Relay

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

'Want to swap imaginary playmates?'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Welcome back! What a day! As you can see, our tree has been heavily pruned, but the kind arborist has saved our nest...

Best friends without borders.

Unicorn in the Woods

"I know, boy—I miss the smoked salmon at Zabar's, too."

'Just think...summer's coming, and everyday will be like Saturday morning!'

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Perhaps I'm asking too much of you in the way of companionship."

"Oh, Irwin, I wish to god you'd get rid of that thing!"

'I may not really need you. My imaginary friend is a psychiatrist.'

'You'll like this book. It's all about imaginary people.'

Happy Valentine's Day

"Glen, I'm not just your editor. I'm also your best friend, and I'm telling you, lose the cat."

Dalmation with soccer ball: Soccer Hound.

"He's my escort, and he's a teddy bear."

'Children's Personals'

Puppy and Kitten.

'As you wish Santa. But if we allow them to share our bed only once, be prepared to put up with them every night!'

Travel Advice to Dog Owners. . . On those long car trips allow time to stop so he can do his business.

"Holly and Michael were growing envious of their son's imaginary friend… Rickey and me are going to the Knicks game with Bruce Springsteen!"

(The really ugly duckling)

over crowded car.

Man talking to a tree.