Cosmic Comrade Prints

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

'Honest -- I had no idea they could jump that high!'

"Bad dog."

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

dog vs UFO...

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'No, Mrs. Dudley! If there's a bone in a chair, that means it's reserved for Marmaduke!'

'How many times have I told you to stay out of the cemetery?'

You have a lot of patients coming to your for counseling! Yeah, I just saw a supernova who is dealing with burnout. Later, I'll see Pluto about his inferiority complex and a black hole who wants to fill a void in its life. Then Hailey's Comet and his wife will discuss why he's rarely there for her. Since your practice went universal it just keeps expanding! You're so busy! Yeah, my head is spinning!

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"Talk long-term commitment to me."

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

"For what it's worth, next week all your stars and planets will be in good aspect for you to launch an invasion of England."

'Quick! 'Tushy to the ground' stance!'

French Toast

Commie Chef.

Round-the-world cyclist has world stolen

"I'm sexually attracted to space."

Hubble Telescope

'If you don't stop interrupting me with your phone calls, we're never going to finish our face to face meeting.'

Who has two thumbs and

'Lose weight and they should drop out of orbit!'

Ants take cheese and grater

"There, that ought to hold you."

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

"Of course I know Jim. We once built a time machine together. We go way back."

'We're like the canine unit, only tougher. Instead of dogs we use big, bad wolves.'

Dog, dressed as vet, is about to give cat lethal injection. Cat owner says: 'Terminal? I hope you don't mind if I get a second opinion.'

"I'm more of a dog person. Why?"

"...Perhaps he's detecting a ghostly presence. . !!"

Eventually, many dogs and dog owners begin to look alike

Martha bakes with her new friends.