Cosmic Community Organizer Prints

Mars Welcome

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Collective Psyche

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Pearly King and Queen

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Before the riots/after the riots

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

"It could never work between us."

social services cuts

Human Rights for All

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Moon and Star

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Astronaut

recycling

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

Centerville.

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'