Cosmic Community Organizer T-Shirts

Mars Welcome

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Pearly King and Queen

Collective Psyche

I catched a star for someone I love: you.

Before the riots/after the riots

'Let the record show that I suggested primordial souffl'ee.'

Human Rights for All

social services cuts

"I hear the Universe is expanding - set up a meeting with their people."

"It could never work between us."

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Impotent Democracy

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Moon and Star

"Oh, it's you, I'm glad I picked up.You wouldn't believe how many annoying telepathicmarketing calls I get."

Astronaut

recycling

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'Our telephone 'get out the vote' drive reached everyone, unfortunately, they all voted for our opponent.'

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

The Train to Nowhere

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

Vote for Brown

"Read me the one about Ali Obama and the Forty Community Organizers."

Centerville.