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Sky dive: Wrong kind of wind.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

The Origins of Everything

Science fiction fans on other planets

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

Shoot For The Moon

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

The Older Testament: An Origin Story

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'