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"What's so galling is that you don't even realize how Earthist you are."

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

'Yesterday she was still turning!'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Remember when we used to wonder if there other beings somewhere out there?"

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

The Origins of Everything

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Science fiction fans on other planets

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

It is said there is a black hole in the middle of the galaxy. But heaven knows what it looks like!

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Shoot For The Moon

The Older Testament: An Origin Story

TV - MARS, weather: 'Very hot and dry days, bitterly cold nights and no precipitation for the next several million years!'

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

Are you interested in UFOs? Advanced life forms? Free medical screenings? Alternative underwear? Snacks and refreshments? Non-sexual turtles? Reverse pound cake? Science? Join us.

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

A Space Walk