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Preserving space heritage.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Alien David statue

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

$1: Family Secrets

The Kitchen area of a Whitechapel Boarding House

Misunderstood artist

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

Convenience.

The Rise of Modern Art

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Sold! For £42,000 to the... No wait - it's the wrong way round!

'He knows everything about art. But he doesn't know what he likes.'

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"Typical venue, just providing male washroom facilities!"

"Don't you find her work just so wonderfully liberating!"

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Redecorating Easter Island.

"When it's that old, you don't need to add 'A.D.' or 'B.C.'"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

'Thank goodness next week we'll be in a new dynasty and we can make some other style of pottery.'

Closed for Renovation

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"Hmmm...I wonder what the artist is trying to say...?"

'Well, it's about time!'

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."