Cosmic Crusader T-Shirts

dog vs UFO...

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Head over Hooves

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

The Lost World: You are Here

Super pets.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

"I've been genetically modified!"

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

"You are here"

"Space wants to kill you."

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

It's a Dog's life

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."

The Family Joules: Part 15

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."