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dog vs UFO...

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Head over Hooves

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

The Lost World: You are Here

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"You are here"

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

It's a Dog's life

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."