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Cosmic Crusader Gifts
If a cosmic crusader in your life is always reaching for the stars, find the perfect gift to match their adventurous spirit. Our collection features playful, inventive designs that capture their love for the universe and creative pursuits. From cozy pillows to eye-catching prints, these items are ideal for inspiring their next celestial journey or simply showing appreciation for their cosmic enthusiasm.
"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."
Head over Hooves
'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'
The Lost World: You are Here
Super pets.
'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'
"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."
Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!
Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.
Emergency exit into Space
"I've been genetically modified!"
Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."
"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"
'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.
'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'
Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes
The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries
"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"
"You are here"
"Space wants to kill you."
Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.
Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!
Football anagram: Curse straw mat (Answer: Marcus Stewart.)
"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"
Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.
Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.
It's a Dog's life
"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"
"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."
The Family Joules: Part 15
The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8
The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'
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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."
Cosmic Crusader Gifts Collection
Cosmic Crusader Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for cosmic crusaders—perfect for adding a stellar touch to your morning routine.
Cosmic Crusader Pillows
Find pillows featuring cosmic themes and designs that bring a touch of the universe to your living space.
Cosmic Crusader Prints
Browse our cosmic prints collection—art that celebrates the stars and inspires every day.
Cosmic Crusader T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts for cosmic explorers—show off their stellar interests with designs that are both fun and celestial.