Curiosity Crusader Gifts

Clancy:Survey Question

"What if I told you that your god told me he was not real? Would you believe me then?"

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

dog vs UFO...

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"#BeCurious"

"Clearly I didn't think this through."

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

Visit to the antediluvian reptiles at sydenham - Master Tom strongly objects to having his mind improved.

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"No, not that button!"

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

Toastquest!

'I think we went too far off the road, Hank.'

"Exactly what is this 'nothing' I've been hearing so much about?"

'Curiosity'

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

After Darwin - "I won't spoil it and tell you the ending."

Dr. McPhee discovers the Embarrassment Particle.

Louis Pasteur Caricature

Nikola Tesla

"For some unknown reason, this area has always been uninhabited."

Kid to mom: 'How come I ask so many questions?'

"This 'birds and bees' stuff,' Dad - Has it been fact-checked?"

"On the other hand, Leonardo's brother, Domenico... wasn't interested in anything."

"Can someone open the patio doors...the entomology department are trying to get out."

"While a cure for curiosity remains elusive, it continues to take a deadly toll."

Useless-memory lane

"I'm going to need some butter and a makeshift winch."

"Not again!"

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."