Cosmic Calamity Crusaders Gifts

'Heck, I'm prepared for anything!'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

dog vs UFO...

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

Net Zero Superstitions

GDP

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

Holiday Overkill.

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

Hourglass earth - time running out

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

Calm in the Face of Chaos

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Carbon capture and storage

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."

"Is something bothering you?"

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'

"I'm really having trouble dealing with the global pandemic,economic collapse and cancellation of my weekly yoga class."