Cosmic Calamity Crusaders Gifts

'Heck, I'm prepared for anything!'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

dog vs UFO...

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"Please buddy, can you spare a carbon credit?"

Energy performance certificate nailed to wall exhausts employer.

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

'Just how much carbon are we supposed to offset?'

'I wonder if everyone else is making as much effort as us to reduce global warming.'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"Hurray! We've solved global warming!"

'Happy birthday, dear -- it's a carbon offset!'

GDP

Holiday Overkill.

Hourglass earth - time running out

Net Zero Superstitions

Climate Change Denier's Playbook

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

Calm in the Face of Chaos

"If you really want to experience eternity...try waitin for global agreement on emissions reductions."

'I'm trying to transmute lead into a combustible fuel that will produce no smoke.' 'Turning it into gold will be easier.'

Heathrow Protesters - This airport's rubbish!

"When they said they wanted to be saved, I assumed they were talking long term."

Carbon capture and storage

"Is something bothering you?"

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

Starmer - Just eat less.

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!