Cosmic Calamity Enthusiasts Gifts

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

65 Million Years Ago

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Time for bed, guys."

"It could never work between us."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Astronaut

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Moon and Star

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

You are everywhere.

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

New York Gondolier

Efforts Results In Seeing Stars

'I hate to break it to you, but moons don't grow up to be planets OR stars.'

The Future

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

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