Cosmic Calamity Enthusiasts Gifts

'...Man, I'll be glad when this inning is over.'

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

65 Million Years Ago

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"Time for bed, guys."

"It could never work between us."

'Great! The world ended and I slept right through it!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Astronaut

Moon and Star

'Let's see what they're screwing up today.'

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

Demonization: Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse.

"Damn. Totally mis-read that."

No caption. (An astronomer looks through a high-powered telescope while a baby in a crib looks through a hand-held scope).

"I hear post apocalyptic trilogies are all the rage again."

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Weinberg's egregious error would damage his reputation forever, His colleagues would thereafter refer to him as 'the big double dipper,

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"Larry made that chair from a pile of sticks."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

The End is Near art gallery opening.

You are everywhere.

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

"Gazing at stars really makes you realise the insignificance of your co-workers."

The Future

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"Oh, oh - looks like a blue shift."

New York Gondolier

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