Cosmic Catastrophe Hobbyist Gifts

"It's going to get us for sure. Buying that meteorite insurance was a stroke of genius."

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

65 Million Years Ago

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"We evolved from asteroids"

How life on Earth really got its start.

The Big Tipper

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"We've all said things about heliocentricity that look bad when taken out of context."

"It could never work between us."

Astronaut

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Moon and Star

Dad Planet: 'Hey you KIDS! I thought i said no ORBITING in the house!'

'When is science going to explain the dark matter I find in my belly button every morning?'

Astronaut Selfie.

Stephen Hawking

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

"Stocks closed higher on news the U.S. budget deficit and the universe are expanding, so go with the flow."

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

"Whoa. Have you lost weight, professor?"

"Oh boy, what a treat! Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we get a full view of the Supermoon."

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"What's the first thing you remember?" "Why do you ask?" "Because it'll help the cosmologists." "Come again?" "Cosmologists have discovered a lot about the universe. In 1990, they discovered cosmic microwaves are 'black body radiation.'" "What that means is, they discovered the microwave radiation that fills the universe conforms exactly to a pattern known as a 'black body spectrum' that was predicted by models of the Big Bang." "English!!!" "They proved the Big Bang happened." "But one of the b

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

Scientist drinking night sky through telescope

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'

The Dawn of Time.

Day One, NASA

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

Stephen Hawking: Pale Blue Dot