Ufo Hobbyist Gifts

How life on Earth really got its start.

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

dog vs UFO...

Alien Assumption

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Elevator Music

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Move along please. There's nothing to see here!"

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'