Ufo Lover Gifts

'Clever UFO camouflage - they know we won't report a flying pig.'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

"A little lower."

Sock Abduction

Invasion if the Ill prepared Giants!

Alien and woman, "I'm sorry Madge, I think there's too much space between us"

'We have come to take over your Planet. Take me to your leader !'

UFO parked at family reunion.

"It appeared overnight. I've heard people mention these mysterious crap circles."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Travis Walton - Fire in the Sky

"I like the way that new space helmet glows. How do you think the Earthlings will handle it?"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Houston, we have a problem."

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

dog vs UFO...

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

New Road Signs to Watch For:

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Alien Assumption

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.