Ufo Fanatics Gifts

An encounter with UFO.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

Hair Crop Circle

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Alien Assumption

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

How life on Earth really got its start.

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Elevator Music

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

UFO Shelter

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Anywhere but here

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

OMG...WTF?....LOL!!!...SOS...