Ufo Fans Gifts

Anyone need to go?

Who's laughing at the granola bar I always keep in my purse now?

I told you not to text and fly. Welcome to Roswell.

"How weird is it to be finally getting out again?"

Universal health care yes!

Dalmartian Landing

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Alien Assumption

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

How life on Earth really got its start.

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

Elevator Music

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

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