Ufo Enthusiasts Gifts

UFO Sighted In Cartoon!

Repairing the UFO

'Here comes one now -- bring out the beads and cheap trinkets.'

'What a relief! We were afraid your form of life would be vastly different than ours!'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Hair Crop Circle

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Alien Assumption

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Blue Origin

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

How life on Earth really got its start.

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

NASA Special

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

Elevator Music

'Six years ago you received a complimentary set of steak knives. You thought they were free didn't you Jimmy?...'

UFO Shelter

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

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