Ufo Enthusiasts Gifts

The guy who led the Pentagon's research into UFOs says they're real. Whooptie-doo. What else is new? The year was nineteen hundred and forty-seven. I was on guard duty in Roswell, New Mexico. To make a long story short … we came from different worlds. Her father did not approve. But her love for me is the only reason we still have a Northern Hemisphere. I promised not to call her and her father spared the planet, is what I'm saying. I got that.

UFO Sighted In Cartoon!

Repairing the UFO

'Here comes one now -- bring out the beads and cheap trinkets.'

'What a relief! We were afraid your form of life would be vastly different than ours!'

'Teenagers!'

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Hair Crop Circle

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Alien Assumption

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Blue Origin

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

How life on Earth really got its start.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

NASA Special

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

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