Ufo Believers Gifts

"Picnic Area 51"

"Look, just let me do it!"

"We have to go home as soon as possible."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

Hair Crop Circle

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Alien Snowmen

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'...heard the one about the Venusian, the Martian and the Saturnian?'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

Alien Assumption

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"Take me to your mechanic."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"Bigfoot"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

"I've always wondered, do light years have half the calories of regular years?"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"Greetings, Earthling. How are the schools?"