Ufo Believer Gifts

'Actually, we were hoping you guys would have the solution to all our problems.'

Irrefutable Evidence.

"Their technology must be very primitive - they won't get far in that!"

"You're new here, aren't you?"

'Since my corrective laser surgery, I have 20/20/20/20 vision.'

'What do you mean my policy does not cover for this sort of thing!'

Alien Spaceship Crashes - On Halloween. House owner think he is trick or treating.

'What? Your Mom and I are gathering as many items as possible to sell for scientific research and you two are here making silly patterns in the corn?'

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

'I wonder how this is going to affect the market?'

"I used to believe in astrology, UFO's, reincarnation, ESP, and all that stuff - in a former life, of course."

"Where did that come from!"

Earl was obviously distressed, as he recounted under hypnosis how aliens had abducted him, and had their tax inspectors thoroughly examine his books.

'Do not take us to your leader. Take us to the people who run your world.'

!I haven't a clue what they are, but I don't like the look of them."

'...and we are not here to turn on heart lights.'

Dog catches UFO

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

'Damn, I'm out of earshot!'

Fritz discovers the secret of Flying Saucing...

"Now remember, you guys, this news must not get out - we don't want to start a global panic."

"I've never been this excited about an anal probe before!"

'Let's throw them off the trail -- Let's land in Roswell, GEORGIA!'

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

'We've been picking up your television broadcasts, and we're here to buy some of those neat steak knives!'

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Don't forget to ask their e-mail address."

Helicopter mistakes UFO as a landing pad

"Aw crap, I accidentally grabbed my kid's sign."

"This can't even be the right planet! No one looks remotely like their online profile pics."

"The space aliens who abducted me wanted to know what it was like to be loved...I wasted no time."

"The little spacemen wanted to know what parents were like. I was very clear!"

"He's saying 'Take me to the idiot orange-faced baboon.' I think he means our leader!"

"Yes, ladies and gentleman - Aliens do exist!! There's aliens on Mars; aliens on the moon; aliens in outer space..."

Alien Abduction Is A Myth. . .